Widening Skeet Club adds to inconvenience
Kudos to Duke Power's ability to give respite to their trucks on a daily basis at the end of my driveway, leaving cigarette butts and assorted detritus while simultaneously honing their scorched-earth landscaping technique on helpless road-front property.
Skeet Club Road is being augmented to a four-lane road with a proposed 23-foot grassy median (for safety reasons) designed by Jeanie Tyson, the Department of Transportation's cerebral masterpiece.
I live on Skeet Club Road and will take great pleasure in going in the opposite direction of my desired destination, and the inevitable U-turn that follows will only add to my elated stupor. This, of course, might be complicated by my severe vertigo, which usually compels my U-turns to morph into figure eights. That won't matter though, by virtue of my stupidly gigantic SUV, which will roll over the bucolic median with all the grace and aplomb of a drunken rhino.
Actually, the median itself might be the most convenient lane in which to traverse.
Obviously, our neighbors on Johnson Street are far superior drivers and are adept at handling the immensely dangerous phenomenon that is the turn lane. God bless 'em.
Parris Lee Patton
High Point