Fashion police in city would face crime wave
Yes, yes, crack down on the baggy-pants boys. Then cite the girls stuffed into tight jeans and short skirts. After that arrest the guys waddling around like toddlers in sneakers, shorts and message T-shirts. (Surely those bellies should be classified as private parts.)
Finally, go after the shameless old women who occasionally flash a bit of cleavage.
Let's punish those affronts to decency by displaying the perpetrators in stocks at Center City Park.
We're definitely going to need more cops!
Noel Kirby-Smith
Greensboro
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I'm all for crackin' down on the baggy pants and the old ladies' cleavage, but let's leave the
'girls stuffed into tight jeans and short skirts' for another day...
Posted on October 2, 2007 6:42 AM
Since TLC - or Demon Deacon, as he was known during the winning season - hasn't yet chimed in here, let me post his comments:
You right wing jerks have no right telling people how to dress. You must have gotten lost listening to Rush and Hannity, making you unable to think for yourself! No one has the right to tell someone else how to act, dress, or think - even tho you abortion-hating, religion-pushing, bedroom-regulating, a**holes don't have the ABILITY to think!!!
There ya go, TLC. No thanks necessary for saving you a few keystrokes today.
Posted on October 2, 2007 1:23 PM