Color everything green so our litter looks better
Here’s an idea to clean up the littered appearance of our streets and roadways. Since many parents don’t teach their children not to litter (since many of the parents litter profusely and set the example), and since the public schools don’t stress it enough, state lawmakers should enact legislation that requires all fast-food restaurants, consumer products retailers and beverage makers that operate within the state to package their food and beverages in green wrappers, bags, containers or boxes. Cardboard sandwich containers, paper or plastic cups, soda cans, plastic soda bottles, beer cans, beer bottles, cardboard carrying cases — all green. Carry-out bags, drinking straws and lids — green. Cigarette pack wrapping or boxes — green.
The only exception should be cigarettes. They should be made gray to blend in with the concrete or blacktop surfaces commonly found at intersections. Chicken bones seem to blend in, so they’ll be OK, no change required.
This will not solve the problem of littering, but it won’t look as obvious and disgusting as we drive along our streets, highways and neighborhoods.
Edward Rosko
Jamestown
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Yeah. Let's just pretend our problems don't exist. It's the same as fixing them.
or maybe this is a ploy by the Big GREEN cartel.
Posted on March 2, 2009 4:21 AM
Federal regulations requiring consumer goods to be packaged in regional colors. Sounds like an idea that would come out of DC. Green for the east, desert brown for the west and pink for San Francisco, P-town and Key West.
Posted on March 2, 2009 6:49 AM
Great letter, Mr. Rosko. I agree completely with our sentiment.
The litter accumulating on our roadways is a silent commentary on the value of our culture.
Posted on March 2, 2009 8:49 AM
"your sentiment"
Posted on March 2, 2009 8:53 AM
Sounds like a super idea.
I'm not sure but it may be covered as part of the "greening" program in the stimulus package.
If not they can always create a liter department and appoint a liter czar to look into this matter.
Personaly I think "camo" color would be better.
Posted on March 2, 2009 9:12 AM
Great idea. Maybe then delivery rooms can spray paint all babies white so race cannot be mentioned when all the crime occurs on the east side of town.
Posted on March 2, 2009 10:49 AM