Hamming it up for Easter
Homer: Are you saying you're never going to eat any animal again? What about bacon?
Lisa: No.
Homer: Ham?
Lisa: No.
Homer: Pork chops?
Lisa: Dad, those all come from the same animal.
Homer: Heh heh heh. Ooh, yeah, right, Lisa. A wonderful, magical animal.
Today's News & Record features a cover story in the Life section offering magical ham tips and recipes for Easter. By the way, you can buy Smithfield premium sliced spiral sliced ham at Food Lion for $1.60 a pound (regular $3 a pound). Deal ends Tuesday.
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