Not Guilty by reason of small penis
My favorite news story of the day:
A British man convicted of being a serial flasher says he couldn't be guilty -- because his genitals are so small, he'd never expose them in public.
From the story:
"During the three-day trial the defendant told the court: "It causes embarrassment to myself, even to the point where it is with my wife. I wouldn't want myself to be seen in public like that.
"My genitalia are underdeveloped and it is so much smaller than average."
He showed the jury photographs taken by his wife to prove his claims. "
That's when you know your back's to the wall -- you either go to jail or tell a judge (and the world) that your penis is so small there's no way you'd reveal it in public, for any reason.
Comments (4)
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Reminds me of a personal experience that happened about 30+ years ago. My children and I were at the beach. The kids were playing in the water and I was sunning on the beach when I noticed three young men in the water who were not acting, well, normal. Suddenly they came running out of the water and right at me and then by me. It wasn't until I saw the crack in the three butts after they had run past that I discovered they were streaking. LOL LOL Talk about little to show for themselves! BB
Posted on November 29, 2007 7:02 PM
Funny story, but what does this have to do with pop culture?
Posted on November 30, 2007 6:44 PM
I tend to think these little "news of the weird" items become popular culture. There are a handful of items like this that just sort of enter the popular consciousness -- and they're certainly a form of entertainment for me.
Posted on December 1, 2007 9:06 PM
My Penis is very small please help me???
Posted on June 18, 2008 6:17 PM