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Originally a Catholic Feast Day celebrating the life of a Saint who probably did not drive any snakes out of anywhere, it's now down to drinking, wearing green and spotlighting any Irish heritage you can claim, however remote or tangential.

And why not?

Cracked.com has a hilarious (and surprisingly educational) list of The 5 Greatest Things Ever Accomplished While High.

The list includes Coca-Cola, Psychoanalysis, the discovery of the DNA and (wait for it...) The Ten Commandments.

It also includes the following caveat: "To make the cut, an accomplishment has to be considered great by people who could pass a field sobriety test. So no Grateful Dead music."

This great new line of t-shirts from Wear Science ask creationists to "teach the controversy" in theories beyond evolution.

I've just ordered the one with the universe revolving around the earth.

How did I not know that Nancy Cartwright, who does the voice of Bart on The Simpsons, is a Scientologist?

Holy Xenu! Is there anybody the Scientologists can't get their hands on?

And does this explain The Simpsons having more or less stayed clear of Scientology while skewering many other sacred cows?

South Park lost Scientologist Isaac Hayes as the voice of Chef when they did their now infamous Scientology episode.