
An Alabama woman is arguing she and her husband should be released from jail on marijuana charges because...wait for it...they did it for Jesus.
From the Press-Register story:
BAY MINETTE — For years Brenda Williams Shoop struggled in a journey to get closer to God, she told a judge Thursday.
And then she found a textbook that discussed a marijuana side effect, and later discovered a church that classifies the illegal drug as a key ingredient to a sacrament essential to becoming a Christian, she said.
"It opens up someone's mind and helps apply (Christian) missions," Shoop said of marijuana's effects.
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Looks like their church -- the Universal Orthodox Church (have to love the name, even if you're not high), is legit. Or, you know, as legit as any other church. It's based in Atlanta (where Big Boi and Andre 3000 of OutKast have been toking up...ahem...religiously for years) and believes the wacky tobbaccy to be related to "God's Holy Oil" as described in Exodus 30:22-25.
For those of you who don't have that one memorized (or have long since killed the brain cells where it resided with...over-worship), it goes a little something like this:
This shall be a “holy anointing oil” unto me throughout your generations. Whosoever compoundeth any like it, or whosoever putteth any of it upon a stranger, shall even be cut off from his people. Exodus 30:31-33