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Welcome to the News & Record's "Jokes on You" page. Each week I'll post the new cartoon for your caption consideration (see above) and post the previous week's cartoon, the winning entries and all the other entries (see below). I will also try to talk a little about what I liked about the captions I chose and why I thought they worked. Feel free to post comments and ask questions. And remember, this is for entertainment purposes only, so please, no wagering.

LAST WEEK'S WINNER
So, whadda ya think of my selections? Agree? Disagree? Let me know what you think.
Leave a comment. Tell me your pick. Tell me why the ones I picked stink. Or, if you must, tell me how brilliant my choices are.

Hopefully, we didn’t offend the political correctness crowd this week. We received many clever, esoteric and enigmatic responses. Of course, there were the countless foreclosure, stimulus check, smoke signal and "reservation" captions (first come, first served), but there were also allusions to India, Iron Eyes Cody, the Lost Colony, Wounded Knee, Sacajawea, The Village People and a reference to Mickey Rooney as a gynecologist that I still haven’t figured out.
Speaking of that last caption, some of the ones that made me laugh the most were the more enigmatic ones.
Here are a few that struck me funny and I don't know why.
"It's from your gynecologist, Mickey Rooney."
Bob Beitzel, Pleasant Garden

"It's from my destitute brother, Got-No-Wampum"
Dennis LaJeunesse, Greensboro

"Our new trash day is Tuesday..."
Bob Mannary, Greensboro

Jury duty?! What the heck?!
Eli Oklesh, Gibsonville

Hey yah, hey yah, hey yah!
Nancy Nelson

WINNER
"Junior's having fun in the big city. He's met a policeman, a cowboy, a construction worker ..."
Bob Beitzel, Pleasant Garden

THE RUNNERS-UP
Little Bear says send more wampum.
Nancy Nelson

"It's a foreclosure notice on the tepee."
Harvey B. Herman, Greensboro

It's an annexation notice from someplace called City of Greensboro.
Tim Williams, Greensboro

"Good gracious, already another scalp drive?"
Joel Tuggle, Archdale

"It's from Junior. Asking why we never return his smoke signal."
James E. Ferrell, McLeansville

"Says tribal picnic being held at Wounded Knee this year."
Bill Wallace, High Point

"You went over your smoke signal minutes again."
Marsha Elam, Greensboro

BEST CULTURAL REFERENCE
(I broadened this category as it doesn't necessarily have to be obscure to work.)
But obscure would be appropriate in the case of these two brilliant entries:
(These would easily have been contenders for winner or at least runner-up, but I thought they might be a wee bit obscure to most people)
"It just says "Croatan."
Joel Tuggle, Archdale

"It's stained with his tears, but I think it says that he's picking up litter."
Joel Clark, Greensboro

BEST INSIDE JOKE
"Look Like We Miss Noon Deadline..."
Bob Mannary, Greensboro
(this entry came 30 minutes after posted deadline)

BEST/WORST PUN
They're saying we are in(jeans).
Nancy Nelson
And yes, Nancy, that is really bad)

THE REST

I knew it. The homeowners association says we have to build.
Stacey Hwasser, Jamestown

"Another ad for vinyl siding and replacement windows".
Curt Raygor, Summerfield

1. Little Bear says send more wampum.
2. The IRS is auditing us.
3. I've been selected to be on Survivor.
4. We don't have enough beads to pay for this one.
5. The taxes on the tepee have gone up again.
6. We have been selected to receive an extreme home makeover.
7. It's a threat from some whiteman named Custer.
8. Our reservation has been cancelled.
9. These mocassins aren't made for walking.
10. It says Hit the Trail.
11. Ugh, your parents are coming.
12. It's the exterminator's bill.
13. The IRS says send more wampum.
14. It says leave peacefully.
15. Our tepee has been condemned.
16. It's an eviction notice.
17. They want this land for condos.
18. It's a notice from Publisher's Clearing House that we may be winners.
Nancy Nelson

"It's a foreclosure notice on the tepee."
Harvey B. Herman, Greensboro

"Junior seems to be enjoying his summer at Camp Urban Sprawl".
Curt Raygor, Summerfield

It's an annexation notice from someplace called City of Greensboro.
Tim Williams, Greensboro

"I've been drafted...by the Cleveland Indians!"
Curt Raygor, Summerfield

19. But we were here first!
20. Ugh!
21. They turned down our application for a home improvement loan.
22. This doesn't sound very friendly.
23. It's a letter from Hillary wanting our vote?!
24. We only have 30 moons until we must go.
Nancy Nelson

"It's another subscription offer for House Warranty."
George Keely, High Point
" It's an eviction notice!!!! "
Teresa G. Legette, High Point

" No can savvy them using Forever Stamp on our Cancellation Notice ! "
Frank C. Leonard, Lexington, NC

I knew it...no barrier wall from the Western Loop!
Debbie Herndon, Greensboro

"Oh no, we are being annexed into the city."
Linda Hill, Greensboro

"Just another bogus chain letter, says we need to send this to 10 people or the white man will take our land".
Matt Sides, Greensboro

25. Custer wants to know if we have good health insurance!!!
26. Ugh, our life insurance policy has expired.
27. They want me to run for President!!!
28. The medicine man wants to be paid in horses.
29. Sitting Bull says we must make a stand against the whiteman.
30. They're foreclosing on our tepee!
Nancy Nelson

1. Duke Energy sent us a shut off notice.
2. YOU ARE NOT THE DAD!!!!
3. We are selected for the TV show "Wife Swap"
4. Look at this outrageous light bill.
5. We have been invited to the Jerry Springer Show.
Frances Royal, Greensboro

"What was this doing in our totem pole?"
"Buy a mailbox, the junk mail will come."
"It says they've not seen hide nor hair of last month's house payment."
"Really, I don't know any squaw named Bunches of Hugs and Kisses."
"It's the stimulus check. Want to update from faux to custom leather?"
"Why does our address have to be Fourth Pemican on the Right?"
"Why are we always getting the spine specialist's mail?"
Kris Voy, Trinity

"It's a foreclosure notice on our tepee."
"The Lone Ranger wants to borrow money to buy silver bullets."
Ken Layton, Carthage

"Publisher's Clearing says that I "might be a winner" of $24 of beads and trinkets."
Ken Layton, Carthage

31. They're saying we don't have squatters rights to this land.
32. Are we in jeans?
3. They're saying we are in (jeans).
Nancy Nelson

"Your Mom wants to know why you don't return her calls? Did she forget
you don't have a mouth?
Beverly Bailey, Randleman

Well, It looks like we got our confirmation on the reservation.
Dave Clark

34. It's a notice that their putting their railroad 50 feet from our tepee.
35. We're being sued for land encroachment.
35. Buffalo are now on the endangered species list.
36. Do you think the medicine man will take a credit card?!
37. Ugh, Smoking our peace pipe is bad for our health and the environment.
38. Custer wants us to bury the hatchet.
39. Your brother says he has two feathers now.
40. I know where I'd like to bury the hatchet!
41. They're inviting us to the Pow Wow!
42. It's another potluck Pow Wow.
Nancy Nelson

"It says we're being annexed into Greensboro. Where's Greensboro?"
M. Elisabeth Rust, Greensboro

"They're going to annex us."
Larry Tyrell
Stokesdale, NC

It's from the government. We have to move again.
Mark A. Lamont, Greensboro

" Me no can savvy fine print ! Worst than smoke signal on windy day. "
" Says no mowing, hoeing, or raking front yard of Pueblo. "
" Pueblo, Wigwam, Tepee, long as we're together. "
Frank C. Leonard, Lexington

"One of our scouts, "Publishers Clearing House", says we may have already won."
"Me know "Swift Running Rivers" but not know "Current Resident."
"Good gracious, already another scalp drive?"
Joel Tuggle, Archdale

"No ticket! They say we need a reservation"
Ruth Maynard, Greensboro

CONGRATULATIONS! You are the winner of the $100,000 dream kitchen makeover!
Andrea Teague, Jamestown

The bank is foreclosing on our tepee.
Jamie Foxx, Greensboro

"Looks like we may have already won the Buffaloe Chip Clearinghouse Sweepstakes"
Tim Collins, Greensboro

"Turns out we aren't of Sioux descent after all."
"Kemo Sabe says hi."
"They'd like to feature us in Better TeePees and Gardens."
"We just won a central air conditioning system."
Brent Wooten, Thomasville

"The homeowners' association claims that a mailbox can't be this close to our mobile home."
"Wanna explain all the letters from the Lone Ranger?"
"Teacher's suspending little Geronimo for shooting another arrow through her apple."
Kris Voy, Trinity

"It's from Mayor Bloomberg. He's willing to renegotiate!"
Heli Benson, Greensboro

"Another ad for vinyl siding."
Charles Tanquary, Greensboro

"Our homeowner's has been cancelled. Seems we are on a buffalo migration
route."
Joel Dobson, Greensboro

IT'S FROM THE BANK. ITS A FORECLOSURE NOTICE ON OUR TEPEE
"We could have gotten a much quicker response using smoke signals."
The Winner's Women

"Our heating bill has gone through the roof this month!"
Leslie Lane, Greensboro

They're killing me with these property taxes!
That vinyl siding company salesman just won't quit.
"We won $1,000,000 from Publisher`s Clearinghouse.
"Just another credit card offer"
"I told you that Junior would be not accepted to West Point"
John Lonergan, Whitsett

" Your mother's lawyer sent prenup. Says we divorce, tepee split 50-50. You get inside, I get outside. "
" Ugh ! Bighearted Bank mailed forclosure notice with Love Stamp ! "
Frank C. Leonard, Lexington

It says we don't have a "reservation" to live here, so we have to fold up our TP and scram.
William Courter, Greensboro

"It says they are fixing to foreclose."
Juanita Best, Greensboro

Well, it says here that we have to make a reservation.
Susan Siler, Greensboro

" If property taxes keep going up, we're going to have to move to something smaller"
Sue Duff, Greensboro

"Hey look! The Eagle wants his feather back."
Heather Williams, Browns Summit

".... permission to use her face on the new dollar coin."
Steve Kindschi, Asheboro

"It’s from the City Council. We're being annexed!!!"
Clete Waldmiller, Greensboro, NC

Guilford County property taxes are increasing again
"Your property has been annexed to the City of Greensboro."
Alice Cochran, McLeansville

43. We have to renegotiate our treaty.
44. Gentleman start you engines(injuns).
45. The Pilgrims are inviting us to a three-day thanksgiving harvest feast.
46. Honest Injun, it's a summons to report for jury duty!
47. Hey yah, hey yah, hey yah!
48. This injun won't run!
49. The EPA says No Smoke peacepipe!
50. How! Nancy Nelson

"IRS wants more wampum."
Tina McHugh, Greensboro

Its your mother, your family is coming to spend the summer with us.
Don Rankin, Greensboro

It says we're being annexed.
It's a foreclosure notice.
It's from our Home Owner's Association. We have to upgrade to vinyl siding.
Your mother is coming to stay the summer.
This is to advise you we have upgraded from smoke signals to pony express
TonyHummel, Reidsville

We've been annexed into Guilford County.
Becky Holmes

"Looks like the kids want to move back home."
"The kids want to move back home."
Marsha Elam, Greensboro

we've been denied our native american right to a casino.
this stimulus check will pay for our room addition.
jerry snow, mcleansville

"Apparently the IRS doesn't take beads for tax payments."
"The home owner's association says our tepee doesn't conform."
"It's official... we're off the reservation."
Craig Moon, High Point
What say? Use stimulus to finally get RV?
Jordan Hart, Greensboro

How! !
Hally Lee Rankin, Greensboro

1. “Our smoke signal rates have gone up again.”
2. “Paleface named, Imminent Domain has claimed our land.”
Tom Norman, Greensboro

"Forced Annex", what does this mean?
Jimmy Joyce, Browns Summit

Oh no! It's a foreclosure letter !
Donald Burkes, Greensboro

"Hmm.if we install aluminum siding, we get one free window."
"If we install aluminum siding, we get one free window."
"You went over your smoke signal minutes again."
"We need to get unlimited smoke signal minutes."
"I can't believe we have to pay for incoming smoke signals."
Marsha Elam, Greensboro, NC

1) An eviction notice?
2) Why do I get the feeling I may NOT already be a winner?
3) A brochure for Oklahoma?
4) Jury duty?! What the heck?!
5) Looks like there's a free blanket giveaway at Bed Bath and Beyond.
6) Look, honey! Free reservations!
7) How nice! The new neighbors want to have us over for dinner!
Eli Oklesh, Gibsonville

"We have been pre-approved for a $150,000 tee pee equity loan."
Jim Bober

"It's our stimulus check from Sitting Bull."
Cheryl Bober

It's from your brother. He says, "Big puff, pause, small puff, pause, big puff."
It's for Napavitna Sighn. They must have the wrong Indians.
I don't read Hindi.
The INS is deporting us?
They are going to foreclose on our teepee.
It's from the IRS. They say we should do nothing and we may or may not qualify for a stimulus check.
It's from those nice colonists that visited last week. They're coming back with some friends.
Chuck Buckley, Greensboro

"We've lost our tepee to foreclosure."
"White man have deal: We give land. They give smallpox."
Bob Beitzel, Pleasant Garden

"Save on Duct cleaning, not Duck Cleaning."
"Another Roofing Special ..."
"Just what I want - a free time share ..."
"OOO ... Free Foundation Inspection."
"I don't think a jetted tub would fit in the TeePee."
"We've been approved for a credit card ..."
"Ed McMahon wants to buy our house ..."
"What's a BOGO?"
Jon Barsanti, Jr, Greensboro

"Wow - aren't we the lucky ones! No increase in our heating oil costs!"
"Dear Mom & Dad. I left home. Sorry to hurt you but couldn't take any more of that togetherness stuff."
Fr. Louis J. Canino, Stoneville

* "It a Teepee Foreclosure notice!"
* "Is says my stolden identy has been returned"
* "Just more junk mail from Capital One!"
* "It's from my destitute brother, Got-No-Wampum"
* "It's our rebate - $1,200 credit at the tribe's casino"
* "It's our rebate - 600 wampum"
* "Dear "Big Nose Brave", your name change to "Firm Butt Guy" is denied"
* "Due to health concerns, use of the Peace Pipe is banned"
* "The Antique Roadshow is coming. Where did we bury those hatchets?"
* "They want us to participate in a new reality show "Dancing with Wolves"
* "What's a satellite dish?"
* "Another big Rain Dance check thanks to your brother "Radar Warrior"
* "We need to switch to HD TV next year. What is a TV?
Dennis LaJeunesse, Greensboro

"Tonto, Because of cost-of-living increases, I've decided to go back to work. Would you like to join me?
Hal Koger, McLeansville

“IT'S A FORECLOSURE NOTICE, I'M GONNA MAIL IT BACK, THAT'S WHY THE FLAG IS UP."
"THIS SAYS, WE'RE NOT GETTING A STIMULUS CHECK, BECAUSE? A RED FLAG CAME UP ON OUR TAX RETURN."
"WOW! OUR PROPERTY TAXES JUST WENT UP AGAIN."
TRUDAH M. LUCAS, GREENSBORO

1- This is a lawsuit filed by descendants of Lt. Col. Custer.
2- These are P.C. words and music to "Ten Little Native Americans."
3- Here's Frank Lloyd Wright's design for a better tepee.
4- You could be a winner in the Publishers Clearing House Sweepstakes!
5- This editorial letter says our ancestors were forced to speak English only. Now we're running up on Spanish.
6- This is a translation of a treaty our forefathers signed. Boy, were we cheated! Class action suit!
7- Enter to win the quilt from St. Joseph's Indian School.
Max Harless, Greensboro

"It says that now we can add up to 10 friends to receive our smoke signals."
"It says that we can now widen our Smoke Signal circle of friends."
CC Cockerham, Greensboro

"We may ALREADY HAVE WON Ed McMahon's house"
Barbara Cashman, Greensboro

Honey, we are being evicted again!
AW-#@? I thought we were on the reservation
But we have paid those property taxes
John W. Taylor, Greensboro

ITS A CONFIRMATION OF OUR RESERVATION,RESERVATION
I HAVE A RESERVATION ABOUT THIS RESERVATION,RESERVATION.
Joe Richey, Greensboro

51. It say tepee no meet building code! 52. Sioux Me. 53. Medicine man ask if you have papoose ready. 54. Pony Express say it will no longer deliver here. 55. Trade, trade all whiteman want to do is trade. 56. Custer's on the Warpath again! Nancy Nelson

"Says here that I can trade in all our land for a chance to get a casino."
Alex Jakubsen, High Point

"It says: one puff of smoke followed by three more and then two short ones."
"Tribal council meets tonight with special guest, Siegfried and Roy."
"It says I can't go to anymore Southern Guilford games."
Joel Tuggle, Archdale

That's it! The party's canceled! We can't use smoke signals anymore.
It says we qualify for central air and heat.
I've been promoted to "Second Feather"
Dwight Hicks

Cheap TP?
1868 Treaty Agreement?
North Carolina Teepee Inspection Notice?
Letter says: Chief Rickert Braves Teepee Hatchet jobs.
George Custer? I C Arrow Fly...Scalp Town, SD??
Animal, Land, Teepee, and Squaw Taxes?
Postal Notice: No Buffalo Hide Envelopes...
Postal Notice: Due to a Carrier Toupee Scare.....
....It's a Federal Violation to use this tax notice as TP....
FEMA's trading trailers for Teepees........
It's a GO GREEN Contest. Says: Show Us Your Home!
Do we need Light Bulb Coupons?
Christine Keaton, Randleman

"I've told them I'm not doing any more Village People reunion tours!"
Eli Oklesh

It's our Stimulus Check...payable to Wal-Mart.
Barbara Cashman, Greensboro

As Gen. George Armstrong Custers closest living relatives....
Christine Keaton, Randleman

1- This is a prospectus for stock in a gaming casino.
2- They're dunning us to pay off our account in dollars, not wampum.
3- It's a letter from Sacajawea. She's worn out several moccasins.
Cathy Harless

Why does your father end every letter with 'Hi-Yo, Silver, away'?
I wish your dad would stop calling me Tonto.
Marsha Elam, Greensboro

1) " My brother thought his neighbor was flirting with his wife. Turns out he was just burning leaves. "
2) " Since an accident with a bow and arrow, they've been calling him Standing Bull . "
3) " We may already be a winner . "
4) " They want you to pose for a new coin . "
5) " We are supposed to redeem these coupons for free blankets . "
6) " The first payment is not due for many moons . "
7) " It's stained with his tears, but I think it says that he's picking up litter. "
8) " Kemosabe laid me off . "
9) " It seems that this Al Gore guy want us to be more environmentally friendly . "
10) " It's from your brother....Young Bear Running Out of Money . "
11) " It's an offer to put storm windows in our tepee . "
12) " I've been banned from the sidekick hall of fame . "
13) " You'd better sit for this, and I mean indian style . "
14) " They want to know our views on immigration . "
15) " We are being annexed . "
16) " They're giving us free land ? I have to admit I have some reservations . "
17) " Who taught my cousin Tonto to speak....Tarzan ? "
18) " Governor Easley wants us to do a rain dance . "
19) " It's my newsletter from the Norman Greenbaum fan club . "
20) " They foreclosed on our tepee . "
21) " It says we own a share of a casino. What's a casino ? "
22) " Assimilation schmilation ! "
23) " They're trying to sell US dreamcatchers . "
24) " Someone stole my identity. I hope he has better luck with it then I did . "
25) " My tomahawk has been recalled . "
26) " It's our stimulus package, $10 dollars and some firewater . "
27) " It says we are pre-approved . "
28) " If we don't send this letter to 10 braves, we'll have 5 summers of bad luck . "
29) " They said we should contact them by smoke signal during regular business hours . "
30) " P. S. Tell everyone I said...How . "
Joel Clark, Greensboro

"Why Lone Ranger keep sending my squaw long letters with Love Stamps ? "
Frank C. Leonard, Lexington

"Letter from Ed McMahon, we rich. Ugg, he want move in here."
David Downing, Greensboro

"It just says "Croatan."
Joel Tuggle, Archdale

"It's from my urologist, Chief Flowing Stream."
"It's from my urologist, Chief Ball Squeezer."
"It's from my proctologist, Chief Icy Finger."
"It's from my proctologist, He Who Can't Find Date."
"It's from our lawyer, He Who Rapes Justice."
"It's from our accountant, Chief Bean Counter."
"It's from our florist, Chief Pansy."
"It's from your gynecologist, Mickey Rooney."
Bob Beitzel, Pleasant Garden

1. President Bush say we have arrows of mass destruction … He is declaring war.
2. It's from Ed MacMahon. No, we're not big sweepstakes winners …He wants to move in!
Mike Riley, Jamestown

"We could have gotten a much quicker response using smoke signals."
The Winner's Women, Greensboro

ugh....no can read..smoke signals better!
Paleface sent stimulant wampum..buy new wigwam!
Maxine Leister, Greensboro
.
Black Hills Campgrounds says, " No Teepees are on Reservations." ?
Christine Keaton, Randleman

"Dear Mom and Dad, You win. We'll study more if you stop with the historical reenactments!."
CC Cockerham Greensboro, NC

"Junior's having fun in the big city. He's met a policeman, a cowboy, a construction worker..."
"Junior says everyone is so friendly at the YMCA. They all want to shower with him."
Bob Beitzel, Pleasant Garden

" Ugh ! Uncle Sam sends congratulations on winning Jackpot. Looks forward to his split soon ! "
Frank C. Leonard, Lexington

We aren't interested in buying shares of a bridge over the Grand Canyon . . . are we?
Our luck is changing -- we're invited to a potlatch this Saturday!
Big sale on pemmican this week at the Food Deer.
I'll be gone for two weeks -- the salmon are running!
I've been reported by someone for having an endangered bird's feather in my headband.
I'll be gone all weekend. My uncle needs help with his totem.
This time the Army is selling wool blankets.
Are you interested in buying shares of a bridge over the Grand Canyon?

Why didn't he just send a smoke signal? Oh yeah, the cost of fuel.
Joan Lux, Greensboro

"Time-Life has George Custer commemorative china for only $19.95."
"I'll gladly donate to 'Rails to Trails' but 'Trail of Tears' contributions
are another matter."
"Medicine Man can't make tepee call because he doesn't have a reservation."
"My canoe license expires next month."
"How do you think our tepee would look with aluminum siding?"
Gray Amick, Greensboro

"It's a coupon for $200 off on vinyl siding."
Reta S. Beck, Greensboro

57. Paleface want Pow Wow.
Nancy Nelson

"Look Like We Miss Noon Deadline..."
"Me think Ed McMahon have own problems to deal with..."
"I told you an interest only loan was a bad idea..."
"What is Publisher's Clearing House?"
"White man say we may already have won 10 million dollars!"
"Notice of Foreclosure?"
"They overcharged us for our room at Harrah's..."
"It's Chief Litterbug's royalty check for TV commercial."
"Look like Skybus flight to Cleveland been cancelled..."
"It's the bill for your subscription to Better Home's & WigWams."
"Looks like Running Bear not pass his EOG's."
"Did YOU know what Tonto means?!?!?"
"Looks like 'Sitting Stupid' is going to Summer School again..."
"It says we're becoming a part of Greensboro and we have to pay for water and sewer hookup..."
"Our new trash day is Tuesday..."
"Advertisement For Legal Services...I told you Buffalo going too fast..."
"They've hired me as President of Hair Club For Men...How Funny Is That?!?"
"Do you think we should get the extended warranty on our TeePee?"
"How the $%#@ do we have a $200 water bill?"
"Great...the price of cable is going up...again..."
"I thought we had nationwide long distance included in our plan?"
Bob Mannary, Greensboro

'' It's from Junior. Asking why we never return his smoke signal."
" No rebate check."
"We are being annexed'"
"Mail delayed because your horse was parked in front of mailbox."
"Water bill?"
" Free garage opener."
" Foreclosure."
James E. Ferrell, McLeansville

SNAIL MAIL
“This says we are to be annexed.”
Ida G Wells, Jamestown, NC

“Well, Acli, looks like it’s time to downsize…the foreclosure finally went through….”
Theresa Hoffer-Messina, Greensboro

“She’s bringing her 3 roommates to visit!”
Frank Freeman, Greensboro

“It’s our stimulus check! Let’s add a room to our teepee!”
June Monroy, Greensboro

“I just won the Publisher’s Clearinghouse Sweepstakes”
“Wow! We won a trip to an Indian Reservation.”
“They’re foreclosing on our house!”
Barbara Vestal, Greensboro

“No Pay Taxes, No Get Refund”
Clara Triolo, Greensboro

“Oh dear, we won’t be getting a stimulus check this year.”
Theodora Henry, Lexington

“We’re being annexed”
“We’re being deported. They want us to know where we come from.”
“Our stimulus check will be paid in wampum.”
C.K. Williams, Lexington

“Bad News, The bank is Foreclosing”
Billy Wagner, High Point

“It’s from the Lone Ranger, he has an opening.”
Fred Cotton, Greensboro

“Must be a party….says they have a reservation for us.”
“Vinyl siding…..50% off.”
“Ugh! Foreclosure notice.”
“Do we want a home where the buffalo roam?”
“Great white father send stimulus check.”
“It’s from Frontier Mortgage…teepee payment going up.”
“Another offer for campground timeshare.”
“Says tribal picnic being held at Wounded Knee this year.”
“It’s from cousin Little Elk in Cleveland.”
“….and it’s signed, Or else George Custer.”
Bill Wallace, High Point

“It says there’s a big ship coming.”
Agnes C. Roberts, McLeansville