I can't think of 10 things that I'm going to miss as America's endless treadmill of a presidential campaign is coming to an end.
But the fine folks at the Fort Worth paper have compiled such a list for me. (Via Twitter from Howard Weaver.)
I can think of many more things that I won't miss, but I have come up a few things I'll be sorry to see go.
1. Sarah Palin. OK. She may not go. She could be VP. But even if she is, it won't be the same. I don't think she's ready to be president, but she invigorated both the McCain candidacy and the whole race. Whether she winked or attacked or couldn't answer a question about what she reads or what the VP does, she was exciting to watch in the same way it is exciting to watch Dick Cheney hunt.
2. North Carolina mattered. For the first time, I think, in my lifetime, candidates not only cared about winning N.C., they had to care. I can't remember how many times McCain, Obama, Palin and Biden visited the state. After tomorrow, I expect we'll go back to being just another Southern state, but for four months, we were somebody.
3. People cared. 80% of Guilford County's registered voters might vote! People waited in line to vote early as long they waited on Election Day four years ago. Excitement about the electoral process. Who knew?
4. Change happens. When there's peace and prosperity, who needs change? OK, that one's off the table. These days, everyone campaigns on platform of change, but this time, I don't know, call me, naive, I think that with either candidate change will happen. Conversely, who else is sick of the word "maverick?"
5. Wonk heaven. Yeah, government policy stuff doesn't sell newspapers. Offshore drilling? Earmarks? Tax policy? No, no and no. Still, for people who watch C-Span or City Council on public access -- me -- this election has been as heavenly as waving a Saks credit card in front of Sarah Palin or posing an open-ended question to Joe Biden.
6. Lunacy run amok. Obama's a Muslim? Obama supports terrorists? Neither is a native American? Flag pins? Saluting the flag? Palin in a bikini? What? At first, I was unsettled by the amount of bogus information circulated as fact -- and that some people bought it -- then I just gave in and laughed. That so many people would consider their fellow Americans as dupes and tools had to be laughed at. By the way, I disowned the people who sent me those e-mails.
7. The amazing disappearance of Congress and President Bush. Of course, they didn't disappear, except that, where have they been? The election sucked all the air out of DC and Americans discovered they hadn't missed anything. Yeah, for a brief few days when the economy tanked, Washington politicians got the cameras back and see how that has worked out. Mr. President, let's make Congress more like the N.C. legislature -- a part-time job.
Update:
8. How could I forget free election stuff.
9. Impassioned election letters. Now we're back to complaints about parking and drivers.
Seven. Nine. That's more than a few. (Just call me Joe Biden.)
Feel free to add your own.