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Campaign signs

So Saddam Hussein, in U.S. custody and facing all sorts of human-rights charges, nonetheless plans to run for Iraq's interim national assembly in January.

Forget that preparing his defense might interfere with his campaigning. Can you picture the campaign yard signs? My co-worker Mark Binker suggests a few:

  • Vote Saddam, if you know what's good for you
  • Saddam: Experienced Dictatorship Leadership
  • Saddam: Tanned, rested, deloused
  • Anger Bush, Vote Saddam

    Best I could come up with was, "Vote Saddam or I'll cut off your hand," but it's 6:30 on a Friday. How 'bout you -- what've you got?

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