Oops
:: Lex enters, stage right, hanging his head. ::
Hi, everyone. I guess I need to apologize for the fact that we missed this story* right here in our front yard.
We're sorry. We'll try to do better next time.
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*For those who aren't familiar with it -- and to judge from my e-mail, that's more than one of you -- The Onion is a satire site.
