Everyone needs a hobby
Ever wondered how to destroy the Earth? I don't just mean wipe out human life or all life forms, I mean render the Earth something other than a planet (singularity, black hole, dust cloud, take your pick).
Sam actually has given this subject a great deal of thought. In fact, in true Consumer Reports fashion, he profiles and rates on a 0-to-10 likelihood scale several possible methods and lists some methods still awaiting assessment (e.g., the blunt-instrument method). He also debunks some purported methods that would not, in fact, work (e.g., gay marriage).
He begins and ends with warnings:
(Via Apostropher.)
