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January 3, 2006

A look at the creative process (Hint: beer goggles might help)

After publication of "Strange Days: Our 12th Annual Roundup of the Idiotic, the Ironic and the Just Plain Weird," frequent N&R blog commenter Bruce Raynor wrote JR (and cc'd me):

01.06.05,03.06.05,04.13.05,06.13.05,09.13.05,10.1/.05,11.24.05 and 08.22.05, 08.24.05.

These are dates in your 12.30.05 “THE IDIOTIC…’05” article involving things done, said, or about Republicans and a conservative religious leader. I cannot argue with their inclusion.

What I find strange (but not surprising) is that you did not include any of the many available appropriate inclusions from Democrats and ACLU types.

You continually indicate that you want to represent the community but more often than not fail to do so by your one-sided presentations.

It'd be nice if the process of creating a "Strange Days" column were as simple as Raynor thinks it is. It'd also be a lot less work. (Not that I'm complaining -- getting to do this feature every year is one of the nicest parts of my job.)

But since Raynor raised the issue, and since we're supposed to be all about the transparency here, I'm happy to share with you the conscious/subconscious thought processes that influence what the final column looks like. I'm not going to swear to you that this explanation is complete, simply because of the subconscious part, but after doing this 12 years running, I think I've got a pretty good handle on what happens.

I gather raw material almost every day, all year. My sources include the N&R's section fronts and its wire services, along with stuff I see on TV or hear on the radio (both broadcast and satellite) and the couple of dozen news-related Web sites I visit every day, and weird-news features on such Web sites as Yahoo!, Salon.com (excellent celebrity-gossip column) and Ananova.com. I also stumble on links to potential items while reading blogs. (Did I mention that I get paid, in part, to read blogs? Is this a great country or what?)

The published version typically runs 75 or 80 column-inches -- about two-thirds of a standard newspaper page in our standard type size -- but the initial list I compile every year runs more like 500 before I start cutting. (Why not run the whole thing on the Internet? you ask. Several reasons, but the biggest is that, upon reflection, a lot of it simply turns out not to be funny.)

Deciding what to use and what not to use is not a rigidly analytical process. The factors I *consciously* weigh include (in no particular order or proportion):

  • Location, location, location: Everything else being equal, a local item is more likely to make it than a non-local one.
  • Illustration: An item that comes with a photograph (or for which an illustration can be supplied easily) is more likely to run than one without.
  • Hypocrisy: Strange Days is big on powerful people who fail to walk the talk. UNpowerful people who fail to walk the talk? Generally not as funny or even as noteworthy.
  • Happy endings: I come across items regarding Darwin Award contenders all the time, but these days I almost never use ones in which someone gets killed or seriously injured because it tends to undercut the ...
  • Humor: This one obviously is subjective (more on which below), but an item that strikes me as inherently funny, and/or for which a funny headline readily suggests itself, is more likely to make the cut, inasmuch as making people laugh is the whole point of the feature. Real-life example (from 2004): Two people in a car falling off a cliff in a foreign country: not a contender. Two people in a car falling off a cliff while making love: a possible contender. Two people in a car falling off a cliff while making love and escaping serious injury: a definite contender (see previous criterion). Two people in a car falling off a cliff while making love, escaping serious injury, combined with a headline that manages to be both intellectual and lovemaking-related ("Forget the Mile High Club -- they're joining the 32-feet-per-second-squared club"): Ladies and gentlemen, we have a winner.
  • Theme development/running jokes: An item that otherwise might not make the cut may be included if it somehow responds to, or sustains, a theme or joke developed by an earlier item. (The closer in time to the earlier item, so that they can appear next to each other in the final article, the better.) This is the most subjective part of the whole subjective process, and I can't really explain how it works except to say that the themes either arise organically or are selected and organized by my subconscious or both. At any rate, they are almost always last-minute decisions; I don't get ideas about a theme and then start looking specifically for news items that fit it. The only theme I can remember being conscious of very early in a year was the chihuahua theme in 1999.

    As the feature has evolved, it has come to rely less upon the inherent humor of a news item and more upon whatever headline I can come up for it. That wasn't a conscious decision, although in hindsight I'm glad I have gone in that direction because it makes the feature more of a challenge.

    So how do I write the headlines? Sometimes an appropriate (i.e., at least quasi-funny) headline for an item occurs to me at the time I stumble across the item (or is supplied by the item source). Most of the time, though, I have to come up with them on my own, usually during a mad rush in December. (Co-workers help out to some extent, but in December they're mostly busy with their own work; if you don't like one, blame me, not them.)

    Is the feature politically biased, as Raynor believes? It's not intended to be. I understand that that answer won't satisfy a lot of readers, however. Upon more reflection, I think that the feature's preference for hypocrisy, combined with the fact that, at least nationally, Republicans are running everything, yielded the current year's mix of items about which Raynor complains. But I also would point out that most of the items in this year's feature aren't political.

    In the first Strange Days, the 1994 edition (actually published Jan. 1, 1995) and the only one published before Republicans officially took over Congress, the piece took shots at:
    -- Republicans Oliver North, Robert Moores (then a Guilford County commissioner) and Jesse Helms.
    -- Democrats Bill Clinton, Dan Rostenkowski and Earl Jones.
    -- Then-Craven County Commissioner Gerald Parker, whose political affiliation isn't mentioned and presumably was unrelated to his alleged taste for trafficking in marijuana and cocaine.
    -- Lyndon LaRouche, whose nominal political affiliation is less important than the fact that he communicates telepathically with squid.

    It also took several shots at the county commissioners as a group, and at journalists, both singly and in large groups. Most subsequent installments have done the same, to a greater or lesser degree, and near as I can recall, no one has had a problem with that.

    Raynor also takes exception to my mocking Pat Robertson without some sort of balancing criticism of a religious figure on the political left. I've covered Robertson off and on for almost 20 years, beginning with my PTL coverage for this newspaper in 1987-1990 and continuing during my tenure as religion writer in the late 1990s. And the problem with Raynor's complaint is that there is no religious figure on the political left with the influence and reach of Robertson, let alone a figure with that influence who says half the strange stuff Robertson says. The closest you could come probably would be Jesse Jackson, and Jackson was pretty quiet -- indeed, uncharacteristically so -- during 2005.

    I'm less bothered by accusations of partisan bias, however, than I am by the notion that some people are going through a feature like this looking for bias of any sort. Talk about missing the forest for the trees. Humor is inherently subjective. Things that I find funny, you might not. My sense of humor was shaped by influences including but not limited to Jonathan Swift, Steven Wright ("You never know what you have 'til it's gone. I wanted to know what I had, so I got rid of everything."), Dave Barry, Richard Preyer, Monty Python's Flying Circus and a genetic disposition toward certain conditions that might fall, if you want to get all technical about it, under the rubric of "mental illness." And more often than I like to think about, something that strikes me as funny does so in significant part because it's also something I've done before, or at least come very close to doing.

    I guess that's a long way of saying that anybody who claims to report objectively on humor is lying and anyone who is looking for political bias in a feature of this type might well find what looks like some but is missing a much larger and, I hope, more entertaining point.

    Well. That's probably way more than you wanted to know about Strange Days. That said, 2006 has begun, which means I've begun gathering string for Strange Days XIII. If you see something you think should be included, by all means let me know.

  • January 4, 2006

    One year in

    A year ago today, I posted on this blog my memo to the N&R news department's senior editors on how we could make our Web site more of an online "Town Square" and why we might want to do that. (The memo is still available in Word format here, if you prefer.) Shortly thereafter, Editor John Robinson made "making it so" my full-time job, and the rest is history.

    So, a year down the road, where are we?

    Continue reading "One year in" »

    January 9, 2006

    View at your own risk

    I did not know this because I am old and no longer know anything of popular culture, but there is a movie coming out April 28 about the hijacked airliner that crashed in Pennsylvania on 9/11. One of those killed was flight attendant Sandy Bradshaw of Greensboro.

    The movie is called "Flight 93," and you can find info about the movie at Flight93.net. You also can view trailers for the film here. I say you can; I can't, at the moment, because apparently my QuickTime plugin isn't new enough and I'm not allowed to upgrade plugins on my office machine on my own. (Don't get me started on that subject.)

    Whether you should look at the trailers is another question altogether. A blogger whose work I frequently read, Edward at Obsidian Wings, said this about it:

    I am actually quite amazed at my reaction to the trailer of the upcoming film about Flight 93, which crashed in Pennsylvania on 9/11. I read this introduction on [blogger Andrew] Sullivan's site and thought, "Sure..., yeah, whatever":
    When you see this trailer, you'll either start choking up, or think that Hollywood's exploitation of tragedy has finally gone too far. I choked up.

    So I foolishly watched the trailer. There's not much to it actually; it's mostly just voiceovers. Yet suddenly, I want to crawl into a corner and cry ... just cry. I'm sorry, but it's much too soon.

    Maybe our IT folks know what's best for me in ways that have nothing to do with computers. At any rate, click on that trailer link at your own emotional risk.

    The race is on ...

    ... to see which of our lucky trolls will be spending two years in the custody of the U.S. Department of Justice! I'm not making this up, folks -- it's now illegal to annoy someone via the Internet unless you use your real name.*

    So: Who's it going to be?

    *Seriously (for the benefit of the irony-impaired): I think this provision, included within the Violence Against Women and Justice Reauthorization Act, is a strong contender for Dumbest. Legislation. Ever. I think trolls should get jobs and lives and hobbies, if they can, not go to prison.

    People who let all the links in their blogrolls die should go to prison.

    UPDATE: A round-up of legal opinions on this provision can be found here.

    January 11, 2006

    In which Lex gets the tiniest bit geeky

    As I've said before, I'm more of a content (the noun, not the adjective) guy than a tech guy, and I am usually content (the adjective, not the noun) to leave coding issues to Charlie Stafford and Stephen Paschall. But Charlie just introduced me to a new hack so cool, and so simple, that I had to try it out and, when I succeeded on the first try, brag about it share it with you.

    Google Maps now has an API (tech-ese for a coding tool) that lets you put a Google Map on any Web page on any server to which you have access. You need a Google account (if you have a Gmail address, you're covered), and you need to agree with their terms of service, which basically state that you won't use the hack to, like, identify the best places in town to buy drugs or stalk your ex.

    Also, you need to clear it with Google first if your daily traffic exceeds a certain number. I wasn't clear on whether any one page on our site might exceed that number, so I performed my experiment -- pasting a map of Palo Alto, California, into a blog entry -- on my personal blog, which I know poses no threat to Google's server capacity.

    My personal blog is powered by Blogger, and the code supplied by Google to generate the map made Blogger choke and puke. (Which is, well, funny, inasmuch as Blogger is owned by Google, but I digress.) So I had to go into the index page of my blog and paste the code in. And I still got it to work in under two minutes.

    So I hope you're going to start seeing a lot more maps in online N&R stories very soon.

    January 13, 2006

    Google maps online, cont.

    Well, as an experiment, I attempted to insert a Google map into our story Thursday about a fatal house fire. Staff artist Margaret Baxter already had put in a map, so if I screwed up or couldn't get the javascript code to work right, it wouldn't be any loss.

    After some tinkering, I got it to work. I had to put the longitude value before the latitude value in the script, which is a bit unusual, and I had to add a couple of other lines of code to get the map to play nicely with Internet Explorer (v. 6; it still won't work under v. 5), but I did get it to work. So now we have a way of adding locator maps (fairly) quickly to breaking-news stories.

    But that's probably all we'll use them for. I had a discussion with Stephen Paschall about the advantages and disadvantages of Google maps, and unfortunately, the latter tend to predominate. A summary of his concerns:

    • Yeah, it's free, but Google doesn't guarantee either the quality of the code or the continuity of service.
    • Our pages already have a ton of script in them, both in the page files themselves and scripts added by the server. Google's script for maps plays nicely now, but if Google ever changes its script, which it has said it could do, it could conflict with some of our scripts.
    • Inline scripts of any kind -- I had to paste the code into the body of the story, then designate it as HTML -- would make it harder to adapt our content for wireless mobile distribution (cell phones, PDAs and so on).
    • Relying on graphic content that's 1) external in origin and 2) involves scripts that can change is a risk when we're trying to create a unified, permanent database for all our content.

    Besides, for a lot of our maps some of the features that Google Maps include -- you can drag them; you can zoom out or in -- just aren't all that useful.

    We can, however, use the program in a pinch to generate stable *.jpg images of maps that we can include in stories on the Web and stick in our permanent database, and I can foresee our doing that more often, particularly with breaking news. So it's not useless.

    We welcome other suggestions regarding tools of this type. But remember, I'm not much of a techie, so please use small words and type slowly. Thanks!

    January 18, 2006

    Pictures! We got pictures!

    Just a reminder: We have a photoblog you can post to, and this morning we're featuring some nice photos someone took at the MLK Day parade and e-mailed in.

    January 23, 2006

    Wow

    I don't know how good this guy is, but apparently he's the one journalist in the world with more energy than even our own Jim Schlosser.

    January 24, 2006

    Lessons learned

    Dan Gillmor, author of "We the Media" and one of the principals behind the Bayosphere citizen-journalism initiative, is pulling out of Bayosphere. He talks about his reasons in a lengthy post, and he also talks about lessons he learned, some of which are relevant to what we're doing. His list, summarized:

    • Making people take responsibility for their words, although it cut the pool of potential contributors somewhat, was the right thing to do, and the contributors who were left generally contributed better content.
    • Citizen journalists need and want help and guidance, including clear direction on what they're supposed to be doing. What they're doing, however, should not be limited to, say, filling in the blanks.
    • There must be incentives for people to participate (beyond the thrill of seeing your byline in print).
    • Participants are essential, but the audience matters most; most people who come to the site will never contribute to it.

    One of the things we hope to do this year is increase the amount of citizen journalism on our site, so the advice about people needing help, guidance and clear expectations is particularly apt. But to the extent that I'm involved in that initiative, I'll try to keep all these lessons in mind.

    January 27, 2006

    Thought for the day

    Chip Scanlan, Poynter Institute writing guru extraordinaire, on what exposed fake-memoirist James Frey should have written.

    I can't add anything to that.

    UPDATE: When I first called up this Scanlan post, it was blank, and I thought that Scanlan had intended for it to be (i.e., that Frey should have kept his mouth shut). Turns out there's a real post here, and one worth reading. But it was funnier the other way.

    Flyby, we hope

    Forget global warming. We've got more pressing concerns.

    Ann Coulter lands a scoop

    The conservative commentator reports that the crack-cocaine problem "has pretty much gone away." And people say we ignore good news.

    Also, she joked that Supreme Court justice John Paul Stevens should be poisoned. At least, I presume she was joking.

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