Things I think about before the second cup of coffee
Maintenance guy (dealing with wiring problem in cramped storage closet): Here's your problem: You don't have enough junk in here.
Administrative assistant: That's not junk. That's stuff.
What's the difference? Is there a difference? And if so, what are the ramifications for such phrases as "junk in the trunk" or "too stuffed to eat another bite"?
Discuss amongst yourselves. I'll be back later today with a report on the meeting.
UPDATE: Another perspective here.