"For Y am lyk alle aboute the charitee."
Geoffrey Chaucer doth interviewe -- ahem, interviews -- Paris Hilton:
GC: Telle me aboute a daye yn the lyfe of Parys Launcecrona.PL: Ywis, Y do rise from my bowere and do washe myn selfe, and then, lyk, Y throwe the watir doun to the strete for to coole the browes of poore men and labourers. For Y am lyk alle aboute the charitee.
