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It's bad enough that the headline on this page reads, "Feds Capture Aliens Illegally Working in Roswell" -- after all, as Steve M. at No More Mr. Nice Blog points out, extraterrestrials have to eat, too. No, when you hover your cursor over the "illegal aliens" link in the first paragraph, an ad pops up saying that you can search for illegal aliens on eBay.
