He said the meatloaf was a little dry.
If it were for sale, I bet this knife block would probably be murder on your budget.

The perfect gift for fans of fava beans and a nice chianti -- it's a knife block to die for.
It'll cut a fine figure in your kitchen. It's a cutting edge piece that could make your friends scream with laughter. It's a cut above the competition.
And it gives a visual warning to any would-be food critics.
I'm such a geek -- I'm having way too much fun with this. And I realize that I'm a sick, sick person.
ETA: You can soon own one of your own.