Steven Seagal has an energy drink -- surely the end is not far behind?
Steven Seagal has created his own energy drink, called Lightning Bolt.
When you get past the idea that there are already too many of these "energy drinks" on the market, you realize that the hype on the Web site might be a bit ... exaggerated.
From a press release:
"Lightning Bolt is the first energy drink made from 100% natural juice."
I bet the makers of Jamba Juice and essn would probably disagree.
But then, we already knew that Steven Seagal has been given to lies and exaggeration before:
"In various early interviews, Seagal has hinted that he has worked as a bounty hunter and an operative for the CIA, although these statements have later been revealed to have been lies by Seagal buying into his own hype. Seagal has also claimed to have been involved with the Japanese and American mafia but this was also later to have been revealed to be a lie by Seagal."
One bit of truth? The best movie Seagal ever made was Executive Decision.
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Lol, Steven Seagal's will be the next president, just after Arnold!
Posted on April 11, 2006 4:33 PM