Oblong Oreos? What is the world coming to?
Oreos are round. Not oblong. Why do they try to change what is good?
"In a bid to capitalize on the dunk portion of the longtime "Twist, Lick, Dunk" theme for its Nabisco sandwich cookie, Kraft Foods this June will introduce a six-week limited-edition version of the typically O-shaped treat that is oblong and marked with messages including "soaked," "soggy," and "dry" lines for fun and easy dunking."
P.S. The Oreos with the red filling at Christmas? Evil.
