Hunting and seasoning your bird in one shot
Sometimes I wonder how peoples' minds work.
Someone thought it would be a good idea to make bullets out of seasonings so you won't bite into shot left in the bird after you cook it. Apparently it's environmentally friendly as well as tasty. Not being a hunter, I don't know how much of a problem this is, so I pass it on to you, readers.

From the Season Shot site:
"Season Shot is made of tightly packed seasoning bound by a fully biodegradable food product. The seasoning is actually injected into the bird on impact seasoning the meat from the inside out. When the bird is cooked the seasoning pellets melt into the meat spreading the flavor to the entire bird."
Rejected subject line: Pouring salt into the wound