How to open a jar
This, my friends, is why Rachel Ray's face is everywhere you go. Rather than spending all her time on how to make a bunch of complicated dishes, she goes for the basics. Like how to open a jar.
However, her audience is starting to resemble Oprah's -- they clap every time she does something, no matter what it is. Next thing you know, she'll start handing out cars to everyone in the audience while they scream like banshees.
