Look what I had to eat when I came into work today
I would near sell my soul for a piece of chocolate cake and chocolate-covered strawberries by Ms. Kim Stacks Mills, our day desk chief. Luckily, it didn't take my soul, just a pair of handmade fingertip-less gloves for those cold copy desk drafts.

(Mine, however, was on a flimsy yellow paper plate and did not involve ice cream. Quite enjoyable, nevertheless.)
Of course, stuff like this just works against my New Year's resolutions. Ah well.