So, the news is out that Britney Spears is pregnant by her breeding-machine husband Kevin "talentless" Federline.

I hate to give more press to this horrible couple, but I think it's pretty interesting in some respects.

Apparently, the only thing Federline is good at is fathering children - notice I didn't say "being a father." He has two children with his former girlfriend - Shar Jackson - and is a soon-to-be-father with his current wife, Spears.

If Federline wasn't married to Spears, he'd simply be known as "Who?" or "that guy."

Then there's Spears - she hates her life being shown in the press, so she's going to have a Reality TV Show.

She dresses like a Hollywood-and-Vine prostitute one day, and complete trailer trash the next. I can't think of a better role model for a newborn, can you?

If these people were average joes that lived in your neighborhood, no one would care. The fact that we're talking about millionaires that are constantly in the public eye is what makes it terrifying.

We can only imagine what scary name they're going to give their child - Coco? Apple? Budweiser? Wait, some of those are already taken...

Spears is going to be one scary mother...

Posted by jeffhahnedisabled at April 13, 2005 10:11 AM

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Posted by: Justin Cord Hayes at April 13, 2005 11:03 AM

Don't you think the baby will probably be a "Spears" rather than a "Federline"?

If that's the case, I think they should name the baby "Broccoli" or "Asparagus". That would rock.

Posted by: Kehaar at April 13, 2005 11:56 AM