In recent disturbing news, Britney Spears is going through extreme measures to make sure her baby isn't photographed.
She keeps it wrapped up in blankets and rarely takes it out of the house.
Why, you ask? To protect her child from the paparazzi? To provide a better life?
Heck no! To make Britney and her unemployed husband some much-needed dough.
It's estimated that Federspears?, er Spearserline?, er Britin?... Kevney? ... whatever....will make about $6 million from selling the photographs of their child to magazines and providing footage of the birth to TV.
Oh, what a sad life this child - who is not named Broccoli or Asparagus, unfortunately - will have...
Does anyone really care what "baby trailer trash" looks like?
Lil' John's lawsuit
Rapper Lil' John, best known for walking around with a "pimp's cup" everywhere he goes, is suing Larry Flynt Productions for using footage of him without his permission.
The movie "Phat Tuesday" is about a group of girls who travel to Mardi Gras for sexual exploits and attend a Lil' John concert.
It seems the so-called "King of Crunk" isn't as upset about his image being used as he is about not getting money.
The rapper feels that he could have earned about half a million dollars from the film if his name had been properly licensed.
Posted by jeffhahnedisabled at September 29, 2005 10:38 AM
