5. The Killers
I'm sorry, but this band had to be one of the worst things in the past few years, if not just 2005. I lived through the 80s. I don't need to hear them again. And listen to the lyrics - it's not like they're headed for greatness. They'll be gone by album #3.

4. CD Re-release trend
Why do artists release an album, and then 3 months later, release it again? Apparently, it's to frustrate and annoy their fans. I don't need two copies of every song on the album. Next time, just save those new songs for the next album, or release a cheaper EP.

3. Ashlee Simpson, Lindsay Lohan, etc.
I've had enough of your reality shows. I've had enough of your lip-synching. I've had enough of your talentless CDs. Stop trying to make a quick buck, you talentless hacks. This means you, too, Paris.

2. She's b-a-n-a-n-a-s
Gwen, come up with better lyrics. I have no idea why Gwen Stefani's song "Hollaback Girl" is nominated for major awards, but I guess it's because there's nothing good out there? I bet if she did a duet with the Killers, people would think it's the next Nirvana, unfortunately.

1. Leave him there!
Poor R. Kelly is trapped in the closet. I say, leave him there! This has to be one of the all-time worst songs ever recorded. Don't "sing" about spatulas. Don't "sing" about twisted love triangles. I say "sing" because he's really just talking. I can't believe I've seen people singing along to this song. I can't say it enough - this song is horrible. Why are people buying it?

Posted by jeffhahnedisabled at December 30, 2005 10:16 AM