Brief thoughts for an afternoon when only shallow thinking is possible
If you were an embezzler, wouldn't you think someone might notice this much money missing?
Would you like your winnings in cash or lottery tickets?
It's not distracting to take a call from mom while driving, because teens don't listen to their parents anyway.
Forget LA, what about Edmonton?
The only thing hard to believe is that this guy was ever smart enough to go to MIT.
Possible sentence if found guilty: listening to fire-and-brimstone sermons until you-know-what freezes over.
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If he's a pyromaniac, that may just get him hot and bothered.
Posted on June 9, 2006 1:27 PM