College student mentors: Fat, drunk and stupid?
Along with all other college students, the guys at Animal House Frat were required to participate in a new mentoring program.
Blutto taught his student how to crush beer cans against his forehead, peek into the girls' locker room and go dumpster diving for test papers. But trouble didn't really start until they visited the cafeteria together.
D-Day showed his student a fun prank with a gun and a horse in the principal's office.
Pinto met a really cute 14-year-old who agreed to sneak out of her house Saturday night and come to the frat party.
Otter made the same arrangement with his student's teacher.
Flounder told his student, "Fat, drunk and stupid is no way to go through life, son."
Boon borrowed a school bus, and they all went on a road trip ...
... which landed them on mentoring program double secret probation.
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5 The purposes of this program are to (i) provide students the
6 opportunity to contribute to the State's economic well-being while
7 experiencing internal and external benefits, (ii) instill in students the
8 importance of civic engagement through volunteerism, ....
14 Participation in this program shall be a requirement for any
15 baccalaureate degree awarded after January 1, 2012.
Does anyone find a disconnect between providing an opportunity, volunteerism, and participation being a requirement?
Posted on June 2, 2008 9:59 AM
A very wide discrepancy, in fact.
And even if you can justify mandatory "volunteerism," why does it have to be mentoring children? How about working with old folks, or environmental projects, or repaving Greensboro streets? Not everyone is cut out for working with kids.
Posted on June 2, 2008 10:10 AM
I think you need to watch the movie again. Your facts are way off.
Posted on June 2, 2008 10:13 AM
You also seem to be forgetting that Blutarsky became a Senator so he would have been a good role model by some.
Posted on June 2, 2008 10:17 AM
"skeet club savage said:
You also seem to be forgetting that Blutarsky became a Senator so he would have been a good role model by some."
Good point. I think Blutarsky was a thinly veiled characterization of Teddy Kennedy.
Posted on June 2, 2008 10:39 AM
Sure I need to see the movie again, Ken. But what facts am I off on?
Posted on June 2, 2008 11:21 AM
It has been found that once students are required to volunteer their services as a class project they tend to continue long after taking the class. Volunteering is something that has to be taught and most children don't have a role model in their homes to follow as young parents have too much on their plate already. This class requirement than is a teaching tool with mainly good results. The only thing I see wrong with it is as was stated "not everyone is cut out for working with kids.". The students should be given a list of organizations that have been approved and have asked for their services and then permitted to choose their own "fit". BB
Posted on June 2, 2008 11:21 AM
1) Blutto peeked into a sorority house window, not a locker room.
2) Pinto's date was 13.
3) Otter's date was the Dean's wife.
I'm not sure where the school bus reference comes from...
Posted on June 2, 2008 12:55 PM
Kenny, free yourself from your accountant's mind and grant me some literary license!
Posted on June 2, 2008 1:52 PM
Yeah, Kenny. Your dad works for the N&R- where a line-up book with black covers is still a "Black Book". Cut him some slack.
Posted on June 2, 2008 2:12 PM
which landed them on mentoring program double secret probation* Doug
Yes! I am remember that part and the Frat started a humanity probation unit to help the local community with the Dean as the Coach of a Monkey Vollyball team.
Posted on June 2, 2008 4:53 PM
The Deltas should have bussed some kids over from Omega house to get their fraternity GPA up...
(How did you miss that one, Savage...)
Posted on June 2, 2008 5:49 PM
All they needed was the Dotster as the Omega House Mother to
make it happen.
And you're right, I am slipping.
Posted on June 2, 2008 7:41 PM
Er...I mean, the Dotster as the Delta House Mother
Posted on June 2, 2008 7:43 PM
Brenda, I appreciate the spirit of providing a value enhancing opportunity of doing for others. The younger children start helping others the more natural it becomes to their daily activities. I object to calling this volunteering their time. Call it mandatory community service. Call it required civic engagement. To pretend that it is internally chosen (voluntary) when it is externally mandated is Orwellian.
Doug, point well taken on the limitation of this activity to working with children. There are as many civic opportunities as there are individual's personal styles. An ill-suited mentor can do much more damage than good to both the child and the service provider. How better to turn a person away from volunteering than to put them in an unsuitable and uncomfortable situation where they are bound to perform poorly?
Posted on June 3, 2008 10:08 AM
Can I have 10,000 marbles, please? They're to replace the ones they lost at the General Assembly.
Posted on June 3, 2008 3:48 PM
Love it.
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Posted on October 3, 2008 4:13 AM