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This week's column: Semester's end

"Better call Tyrone," neo-soul princess Erykah Badu once cooed in a sassy put-down of a lowdown boyfriend.

More than eight years after that song, I'm not so sure I can even find anybody named Tyrone.

I certainly can't in my classes at N.C. A&T, where another semester has ended and one of my most trusted barometers of pop culture, the names in my roll book, have taken a sharp turn for the conservative.
By that I mean somewhere in the safe haven between down-home, Southern-fried appellations such as Willie, Tyrone and Bubba and new age confections such as Shaniqua and Lakeisha.

And not a moment too soon. People were starting to name their precious loved ones after trees, colognes and Japanese automobiles. (I don't mean any harm, but any man who names his baby Lexus ought to have to pay a fine and perform at least a day of community service.)

Only a year or two ago the names were so full of syllables, vowels and exotic pronunciations that I'd often scribble phonetic spellings in the margins. Back then I was teaching Kyeshia, Semaj, Jameya. Now it's Amanda, Victoria and even Richard.

I've seen other signs this semester that the times may be changing.
Only a few years ago I'd witnessed growing rudeness and disrespect in college classrooms. I even expelled a pair of students after displays of childish, disruptive behavior.

Thankfully, at least in my little corner of academia, that trend seems to be ebbing, too. Students are more serious and respectful, punctuating their sentences with "sir" or "ma'am" and actually listening. Most not only arrive for an 8 a.m. class on time but consistently early.

On an even more optimistic note, the frequency of pregnancies among my students has dropped to nearly zero. That was hardly the case in the late 1990s, when students would disappear in the middle of the semester only to reappear as young mothers. Some of these pregnancies involved older, married students. Most did not.

It saddens me when one of my young students opts for parenthood at such a fragile age. Even if they are equipped with the maturity and familial support to be mothers and fathers, they're forfeiting an important part of their youth.

As for fashion, cornrows and Afros and dreadlocks are more popular than ever. So is the curious practice of wearing pajama bottoms outdoors. In public.

Tattoos, earrings (on women and men) and body piercings are so prevalent as to be hardly noticeable. But billowing pants that are several sizes too large seem to be passe. Prison chic appears, thankfully, to be primarily for prisoners again. Or at least high school students.

As for the cell phone, it isn't just fashionable; it's a bare necessity. I recall confronting a student on why she hadn't bought her textbook yet. She was strapped for cash, she explained, but she'd purchase it soon.

Then she whipped out her cell phone, a sleek silver number that you could slip into your front pocket.

"So, how much are paying for that thing?" I asked.

"Eighty a month," she said.

"Eighty dollars?" I replied. "That's almost twice my monthly phone bill."

"But you don't understand, Mr. Johnson" she said. "I have text messaging."

Oh. OK.

Finally, new facilities at A&T and UNCG are sprouting like weeds, and they are more than impressive. My renovated computer classroom in Crosby Hall is called a "smart classroom," which obviously must mean it's smarter than the instructor.

The lights automatically come on when you walk in. Press a button and an audiovisual screen unfurls. Press another, and a ceiling-mounted video projector fires up.

There's a DVD player and a VCR. They've even got cable. Yet I'd trade it all for a laser printer that actually works when you need it to.

As for my students, I welcome the holiday break but I'll miss them.
In the post-9/11 era, they are clearly worldlier, and in some cases, wearier, than young people their age used to be. Or ought to be.
In jarringly honest autobiographies at the beginning of the term, they share their fears and ambitions. Many are the products of divorced households. Some don't know their parents. Lots of them are working their way through school. One took a quick flight in October to the Pacific Northwest to marry a soldier. Then, back to class.

Yet all my students are still flush with the idealism of youth. Some already operate their own small businesses. Others have managed to carve careers in bold new frontiers such as NASCAR.

They still believe they can do and be anything. And they're right.

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David Boyd said:

This is a great column. Very heartening.

Skeet Club Savage said:

Allen, good column today. Any chance of posting the Philadelphia Sun column from the NAACP head in Phila. who apparently is claiming Donovan McNabb is white?

mrproduce said:

How many lashes with a wet noodle for the name Mercedes, and a girls name at that.

But hey, when the incoming of the stork was announced maybe they saw the outgoing of the dream of the Lexus or Mercedes.

Allen Johnson said:

Skeet Club Savage:
Yup, maybe the only way to have your new baby AND a Lexus is to name your baby after the car.

Allen Johnson said:

David Boyd:
Thanks for the kind words. One of the most fulfilling aspects of teaching young people is their energy and idealism. It's contagious, even on those few blah mornings when my biorhythms and the students' don't seem to click. I still leave class for my day job almost always feeling renewed.

Freddy Niché said:

Hello, Mr. Johnson

Very good column. I mentioned in your blog about resegregated schools a book by Stephen Leavitt, called "Freakonomics". He tracked the names given to children in California over many, many years. He found amazing correlations among the economic status and the particualr frequency of various names: black children often had names which not a single white person; employers were shown to be less-inclined to higher a "black-sounding" name on two equal résumés; names first popular among those of higher wealth would "trickle down" to middle class and eventually working class children after several years.

According to Leavitt, my own niece, Alyssa, two years old, bears a name which is now oh so passé, despite her parents' being in the solid middle-to-upper-middle class (albeit names do tend to move West to East). It is now going in a staunchly middle-to-lower middle, increasingly working class direction for a name. Heather, however, holds the lower rung among whites.

I, too, teach college and have noticed the phenomenon of which you write. Sometimes, there are five or six of the same bland, conservative name in a class of 25, black or white students. Jennifers and Shawnas galore. Among young men, the trend is for Treys and Jasons.

By the way, my own predicted up-and-comers: Mina (my little sister beat us to it with her first child in December; she's married to a Japanese man and is Korean by birth, so it fits well) and Sophie for (white?) girls. For boys, Oscar and Xavier. These two are also popular with Latino parents. I didn't find any clear trend
trends for black parents, though. Jayden/Jaden or maybe Malachi? Among black girls' names: Mikayla and Nevaeh, perhaps?

I chose these from the Social Security website databank
http://www.ssa.gov/cgi-bin/popularnames.cgi
(except Mina) and looked among the bigger gainers over the past few years, but which are still not among the top 100.
Those upper-crusters rifle through their Buffies and Biffs.

Allen Johnson said:

Thanks, Freddie. Your predictions on up-and-coming names is especially interesting, and probably dead-on. One of the my nieces is named Mikayla.

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