Da Vinci dud
Saw "The Da Vinci Code."
Just as leaden and laborious as the book.
Too much exposition. Too little characterization.
What a waste of Tom Hanks and some other pretty good actors.
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Saw "The Da Vinci Code."
Just as leaden and laborious as the book.
Too much exposition. Too little characterization.
What a waste of Tom Hanks and some other pretty good actors.
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What I'm really trying to say, would it make a big difference to ya? To the guys in Rome, the cat's out of the bag, guys. To the rest of you, at the sound of sounding all wishy-washy and new agey and stuff, just go on believing whatever you want to believe-you most likely will anyway. (John Lennon just tapped we on the shoulder and said "whatever gets you through the night".-How corny is that?)
I guess what I'm really trying to say is: do you really think things could be much worse if I didn't have a few days of weakness before Golgotha. If I'd have stayed up over the carpentry shop with the old Penthouse, would you now not be blowing each other to kingdom come on a daily basis? I mean, if I really thought that was true, I guess I could have negotiated a lifetime subscription with Mr. Guccione.
Ya'll ought to think about the important stuff. Allah's sitting at the next table and he's plenty pissed off too, just like all of us. Ya'll ought to be ashamed. And gas? Four bucks a gallon? Yo, Exxon, how much money do you really need? Admission's free up here guys, in case you've forgotten, dudes.
Oh well, we're all getting ready for the World Cup. I'm gonna go with my favs-Brazil. Got a bet with John Paul who's going with Poland as the dark horse/ spoiler. Ya'll be good and remember movies arent't real.
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