Horror of horrors. Some North Carolina vendors are selling lottery tickets to minors!
A two-month sting by state Alcohol Law Enforcement agents netted 91 misdemeanor citations for stores selling the get-rich-quick ducats to big dreamers under 18.
The sting, conducted in August and September, involved teenagers sent by ALE to more than 300 stores that sell lottery tickets. The undercover teens were coached to be anything but sneaky.
They didn't wear disguises or misrepresent themselves in any other way.
They carried their real identification. If someone asks you your age, they were advised, tell them the truth.
Even so, nearly a third of the locations sold the teenager tickets. In 10 cases, store owners or managers were the culprits.
That prompted the director of the N.C. Education Lottery, Tom Shaheen, to voice his frustration.
"We are very concerned about this issue," Shaheen told the Associated Press last week. "But we also believe the problem will decline over time."
For the record, selling lottery tickets to minors is a Class 1 misdemeanor in North Carolina.
ALE officials say the main problem may be many people not realizing that.
"It hasn't clicked yet that this is truly a statutorily age-restricted product," ALE chief Mike Robertson told reporters.
Shaheen and Robertson are both right. Selling lottery tickets to minors is against the law. And it ought to be.
But ask a dad to explain the logic of that law to his or her teenager and he'd probably stutter or stammer and, if all else fails, tell the smart-alecky kid to "go ask your mother." To wit:
So, Dad, I shouldn't buy lottery tickets because ...?
Because it'd be a silly waste of money.
But doesn't it benefit public education in the state? And would you prefer I spent that money on a DVD rental or a video game or sodas that you keep saying are bad for my teeth and could make me fat?