Underachieving lyrics, lyrics, lyrics, eh, eh, eh
My demographic profile probably already suggests that I'm not supposed to like some of the music that dominates radio playlists these days.
But does Rhianna's "Umbrella" take the cake for inane refrain about rain or what?
You can stand under my umbrella
You can stand under my umbrella
(Ella ella eh eh eh)
Under my umbrella
(Ella ella eh eh eh)
Under my umbrella
(Ella ella eh eh eh
Under my umbrella
(Ella ella eh eh eh eh eh eh)
I know I never could carry a tune, but, hey, even I could have come up with better lyrics than that. My 9-year-old niece could have.