Aloha
Scoop is brushing up on our Karaoke rendition of "Tiny Bubbles," since that's about as close as we'll get to the National Association of Counties' annual conference, held this year in July in O'ahu, Hawaii.
Somehow, the bosses didn't buy the argument that we really wanted to check out what all those county officials are flying 3,000-plus miles to see: America's Best Transit System. What's that? Oh, yeah, there's some sort of beach nearby as well.
No word yet on which, if any, Guilford County officials you should ask to smuggle you back some macadamia nuts.