Zimmy does Greensboro
We here at Scoop always are forever trying to marry our two favorite loves – Bob Dylan and municipal government.
It’s taken months of deep reflection, but we finally have done it. So Scoop presents ...
DYLAN SONGS WE’D LIKE TO DEDICATE
Don’t Fall Apart on Me Tonight ... to the Ice House in downtown Greensboro
Time Passes Slowly ... to anyone attending Greensboro City Council meetings
Nothing Was Delivered ... to taxpayers who wanted closure on the Project Homestead criminal investigation
Motorpsycho Nightmare ... to those who brave Wendover Avenue at rush hour
If You See Her, Say Hello ... to Councilwoman T. Dianne Bellamy-Small, who won’t return telephone calls from the N&R
Let’s Keep It Between Us … to my secret source (you know who you are)
Blowin in the Wind ... to the comprehensive plan
Ballad of a Thin Man ... to, well, none of the council members
Tonight I’ll be Staying Here with You ... to SCAT riders who have pledged to speak at every council meeting until they get back their unlimited monthly ride pass
Tell Me That It Isn’t True ... to the folks administering the polygraph tests earlier this year
All I Really Want to Do ... to Councilman Tom Phillips ("I ain't lookin' to fight with you, frighten you or uptighten you ...")
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Wait...I'm so confused...I thought you were into Springsteen. Then again, maybe hits like "I wish I were blind," "Incident on 57th Street," and "Worlds Apart" are better suited to the county commissioners.
Posted on September 20, 2006 10:54 PM