This arrived via e-mail today from Greensboro Coliseum Director Matt Brown. The heading: "One Man's perception of a News & Record Staff meeting on 1/17/07."
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Ok folks let’s settle down please. We have only a two remaining items on our agenda today. The next item is from the Lifestyle Editors. They need to decide on what to put on the cover of Go Triad magazine this week.
"What options are they considering"?
Well we could either put an unknown jazz artist who is playing in a small 400 seat venue in our competitor’s home town or we could put the legendary Country artist who is performing his only North Carolina date here in our hometown Coliseum in front of over 19,000 patrons.
Well, have you considered any other information to help you make your decision?
Well sir, the Country star’s promoter has already spent a lot of money with our paper promoting the show here in our community as he has done every time he brings a show to Greensboro and he has another major concert scheduled for April. Also our Marketing/Branding/Advertising Department is currently in sensitive and difficult negotiations trying to convince the Coliseum Management to renew their $150K annual advertising deal with us to advertise Coliseum events in our weekly Entertainment tabloid even though we don’t highlight Coliseum events on the cover or feature their events in our magazine.
Well have you reached a decision?
Well sir, we think its a no-brainer, we should definitely go with the unknown Jazz musician that know one has ever heard of who is playing a small venue who will likely only draw a couple of hundred patrons in our competitors market and who did not spend a dime with our paper. Duh?
The last item on our agenda?
Sir, Local News wants to put a story on A1 about the possibility that our local Baseball Team “may decide 10 years from now” according to the principal owner to buy the Stadium they play in and Local News thinks that since the print version of our newspaper industry may not be in business 10 years from now that we should reports this story now on A1.
That’s settled, START THE PRESSES!
(The author, a frustrated local Coliseum Manager trying to bring economic vitality and a Hockey team to his community, is considered by many to be a cynic, although he tries sometimes to get his point across with humor, many people don’t seem to appreciate it. Mr. Brown, who is a frequent but often unwelcome guest contributor to this Newspaper, invites your suggestions and comments. He can be reached via email at matt.brown@greensboro-nc.gov)