John Bunting: Serial killer?
Apparently so, and quite a diabolical one. Well, is there any other kind of serial killer? Here'a story that came up on a Google News Alert today, obviously not about the Tar Heels coach but a guy in Adelaide, Australia, who liked to kill people in vats of chemicals.
If this guy ever becomes a household name like Charlie Manson, that would be an unfortunate inconvenience for UNC's John Bunting, much like what Mike Bolton went through in "Office Space." Of course, he held firm, reasoning about the singer of the same name: "Why should I have to change my name because of that no-talent a**-clown?"
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Actually, I think Buntings' plight might closely parallel the one of Joel Rivkin, one of Elaine's many boyfriends on Seinfeld, who shared the same name as a notorious New York killer. Perhaps Bunting, like Rivkin, should consider changing his first name to Deion, or Remy.
Posted on November 19, 2005 1:02 PM
The way the Heels' first half is going against Duke, Bunting might want to change his identity or even enter a witness relocation program.
On the subject of serial killers, though, another weird coincidence on Long Island. A guy is being quoted in stories up there about the murder and dismemberment of his daughter by a serial killer. The father's name: John Bunting.
Posted on November 19, 2005 2:08 PM