The limits of technology
Discussing ESPN's ubiquitous coverage of Saturday's Duke-North Carolina game, Blue Devils coach Mike Krzyzewski had one request. The Worldwide Leader can have its 14 trucks, 19 miles of cable and 99 technicians. Just avoid one thing.
"Just so they don't use Nose Cam," he joked, referring to his own countenance.
Then he delivered a reference to a previous Carolina coach known for similar nasal dimensions, Dean Smith: "They were probably going to do that earlier in the rivalry, but having two noses like that would have been too much to take."
We don't make this stuff up.