Okay, after this, I'll stop for a while, I promise
But first, you gotta see the clip of this kid from Brazil, Kerlon Souza. He's not in the World Cup, but he's apparently come up with this new move, called the Seal Dribble. Basically, he bounces the ball lightly off his own forehead as he runs down the field. It's funky looking, but how do get the ball away from him without fouling?
The seal dribble stuff is shown at the beginning of the clip. After that, just enjoy the vocal stylings of the King.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=02WMxdJ4dFk&search=Souza