They write letters
Postmarked Fort Worth, Texas:
Dear Jeff Burton:
That was a great pass of Matt Kenseth yesterday.
We were rooting for you mostly because you're more fun than Matt in victory lane.
Best wishes,
NASCAR Fan
Dear Juan Pablo Montoya:
Yes, I know you're a rookie. Yes, I know your car is usually looser than rusty nuts and bolts soaking in WD-40.
But I will never, ever forget the fact that you wrecked me. I will come out of retirement to put you into the fence - I promise. Just remember that the next time you see that big orange No. 20 in your rear view.
Sincerely,
Tony Stewart
P.S. Make sure not to do to Junior what you did to me. You'll never make it out of the track alive. Trust me on this one.
There are more after the jump ...
Dear Jeff Gordon:
You will never, ever win at Texas Motor Speedway
Signed,
The Curse of TMS
Dear Kyle Busch:
When you see smoke ahead of you on the track, the proper course of action is not to mash the accelerator. People in front of you might be, you know, slowing down to avoid the crash.
Regards,
Dale Junior
P.S. When you're applying for my soon-to-be-old job at DEI, don't tell my evil stepmom you know me. It'll be better that way.
Dear NASCAR Nation:
The fact that Dale Earnhardt Jr. got behind the wheel of the No. 5 car late in Sunday's race means that Hendrick Motorsports has already signed Junior.
Love and kisses,
Conspiracy theorists
P.S. This also proves once and for all that beer goes great with corn flakes.
Comments (6)
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Ouch!!!! That Kyle Busch letter from Jr. struck a nerve... Now that's entertainment...
Posted on April 17, 2007 3:03 AM
Dear David,
You must be confused. When we suggested AAA it referred to your driving level, not your sponsor.
Your pals,
JJ Yeley and Ricky Rudd
Posted on April 17, 2007 2:49 PM
Tony querido Stewart,
le funcionaré en la cerca otra vez y aplastarle tenga gusto de una cucaracha. Yo de la voluntad sqush cualquier persona también que elijo. USTED recuerda eso.
Juan Pablo Montoya
Alias: Juan Paul el papa de Motorsports
Posted on April 19, 2007 11:20 PM
Dear jeff gordon
asume job in talladega.. i am a huge fan.. good luck luck this weekend. go for newhampshire this year... i go there for the races and u haven't won there so go for it...
Posted on May 2, 2007 5:30 PM
Dear Tony stewart
I fuckin hate u. u half to calm down on the trace u dumbass.
Posted on May 2, 2007 5:31 PM
go HMS YOU GUYS ROCK WHOOOOOO
Posted on May 2, 2007 5:32 PM