From soup to nut
The scene: An Elm Street restaurant.
The players: Two co-workers and a novice waiter.
"What's the soup du jour?"
The waiter: "Lemme check on that." She returns a few minutes later.
"Sorry," she says. "The soup du jour was yesterday."
--- by Robert Bell
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