Scaring the hell out of you
I like reading church signs.
Sometimes they make you think. Other times, they seem to offer just the right words at the right time.
And then there are those times they just make you laugh.
Like this one I passed two weeks ago at Burnett's Chapel, a United Methodist church on Old Randleman Road.

Clearly this church means business!
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