Postcard from the post office
The Scene: A jam-packed post office at Friendly Center earlier this week.
The Players: Postal employee Ralph Collins and a self-absorbed shopper (that would be me).
Collins: Good morning, sir, how's it going?
Me: Pretty good, thanks, how about you?
Collins: I'm fine as well, sir, but really I was talking about your package. How's it going? Next day? First class?