The first roll in the hay
This applies to anything, from cooking an egg to sex. If you don't know what you're doing, then make sure you have someone there that does.
Otherwise, the first time out can be a disaster. Which mine was.
I didn't know what to do, she didn't either. At the end we had more questions than answers. It was much later that I would 'round the bases again.
Overall, it seemed kind of pointless, embarassing and not what I thought it could be.
How was your first? Amazing? Embarassing? Painful?
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I did it to get it over with. maybe i should've read the directions more closely.
Posted on July 13, 2007 10:15 AM
The very discussion would offend most peoples' grandmothers...
Posted on July 13, 2007 11:38 AM
True. But we all got here somehow, and nobody seems to be handing out instructions.
Posted on July 13, 2007 1:03 PM
I was lucky enough to have my first time with a girl who was a few years older -- but unlucky enough for her not to be more experienced.
She was less nervous, but with no more idea of...you know...how you do this.
I'm still friends with her today and we've gotten to a point now that we can actually laugh about the first time.
You know...I'm not sure I've ever heard a really good first time story.
Posted on July 13, 2007 3:26 PM