Corn dogs at the state fair
The Iowa State Fair is the mother of state fairs. But I somehow doubt it met the father of state fairs in an "erotic corndog eating contest," like the one that takes place there.
How far is too far? Guys, when does stuff like this become a turn off? Anyone care to share an "I can't believe she did that" story? I can believe that guys try too hard, too, but it just never seems to be so comical.
I'll start it off if you like. A super cute neighbor of a friend dropped in on a party and to get him to come home with me, I contrived to get this dude -- we all called him Motoguzzi -- to give me a ride home on his motorcycle. I held tight to his waist, doing a pretty poor job of acting cold and afraid, kept breathing on the back of his ear and his neck. He dropped me off and was like, "um, yeah. See you." That was our only ride together.
I'm not sure that measures up to what these women did to a corn dog, but it's about as out-there as I get. In the morning, a guy might see me eat a banana, but he also might see me slice it up and put it on my cereal.
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Makes me think of the embarassing scene in an old Friends episode when Rachel wore the cheerleader outfit for a guy and did a cheer.
That was cringe-worthy.
Posted on October 4, 2007 1:07 PM